Posted 2 months ago
Hello, my insipid google-zombies. Let me give you all a hairy handed and clammy handshake for visiting my little page. Please feel free to make yourself at home, so put your feet up on the table and don't be shy about pouring yourself another glass of wine, Dr Pepper or gravy if you wish to do so.Allow me to introduce myself, as if we were meeting for the very first time in a cemetery, a butcher's shop or maybe in a sleazy nightclub. My name is not important, I dwell in a cosy, moist little cave not far from here, it’s cold there and the people outside are grim.
This page is a factory for other galoots out there to leave their stream of posts to pickle and tickle our simple selves. However, if you don’t want to waste your time and attention on me, my heart won’t be broken. I'll get comfort from eating some meat.
NAME: Jiminy Gristleflap
AGE: Young enough to get spots - old enough have a hairy back
HAIR COLOUR: Pubic Black
LIKES: Balloons
DISLIKES: things that are sticky
FOOD: Meat
DRINK: Gravy
FILM: 2 Girls & 1 Cup
BOOK: Cooking in the Nude
PLACE TO BE: sitting under my bridge
